Not going to have babies
(35 votes, average: 3.66 out of 5)
Loading ...A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.
“That’s a serious step,” he said. “Have you thought it out completely?”
“Yes,” his young son answered. “We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It’s right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark.”
“How about transportation?” the father asked.
“I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,” the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.
Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, “What about babies? When you’re married, you’re liable to have babies, you know.”
“We’ve thought about that, too,” the little boy replied.
“We’re not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I’m going to step on it!”
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October 11th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
bore
November 7th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
best one
November 11th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
gud nd hw abt ‘FIGHT’!?!?!?!
February 3rd, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Time Pass one….
February 18th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
sooo…….. funnyyy… like kids………
February 24th, 2010 at 10:01 pm
dont u think a 6 yrs wudnt ever think that? but its kinda funny anyway lol
March 10th, 2010 at 7:54 am
soooooooooooo…….. funny . i dont know do they get these ideas
March 10th, 2010 at 6:29 pm
NIce one…
March 28th, 2010 at 3:23 pm
stupid one………….! bt ofcourse quite funny
April 2nd, 2010 at 2:47 pm
now this is the height of stupidity
April 2nd, 2010 at 2:51 pm
main ne to abhi tak kiya nahi isne abhi hi bacbhe paida karne aur unhe marne ki planning bhi kar le hai
April 2nd, 2010 at 9:48 pm
boreing……………mind of stupidity
April 4th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
not good bore
very sad
April 6th, 2010 at 11:03 am
v bad did not enjoy
May 1st, 2010 at 5:05 pm
ok.not too good or too bad
June 7th, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Very good. the best joke! HaHahAhA!!!
June 24th, 2010 at 11:30 pm
6 saal ki umar me aise irade he. 16 me akar baap ko na tapka de.
June 26th, 2010 at 10:55 pm
yaa seriousy height of stupidity…….but….. but….. buttt…hhahhahahahahahahah i laughed…hee hee it was not so bad…….
July 14th, 2010 at 3:05 am
dekho hr fzol joke pr nhi hasty
July 19th, 2010 at 3:44 pm
its very nice joke ilike it cool
August 7th, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Its a very bad joke and not ment for children.
August 9th, 2010 at 11:03 pm
good, nice thought of laying and breaking eggs. That’s the punch of the joke.
August 10th, 2010 at 6:42 pm
boring
August 11th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz