Not this time

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Happy with their two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters but wanting a son, a middle-aged couple decided to try one last time. After months of effort, the wife finally became pregnant, and nine months later she delivered a healthy baby boy.

The happy father rushed to the nursery to see his new son and was horrified to discover that the child was possibly the ugliest he had ever seen.

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The man went back to his wife. “There’s no way I could be the father of that baby! Look at the two beautiful daughters I’ve had!” He glared at his wife.

“Have you been fooling around on me?”, the wife answered ..”Not this time…”


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