Jokes Duniya

Rabri Devi died and went to hell (as expected…)

As she stood in front of Yamraj, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.

She asked, What are all those clocks?

Yamraj answered, Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.

Rabri : “Oh”, Who’s clock is that?

Yamraj : âThat’s Gautam Buddha’s. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.

Rabri : And whose clock is that?

Yamraj : That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life.

Rabri : Where’s my Laloo’s clock?

Yamraj : Laloo’s clock is in my office, I’m using it as ceiling fan.