Elderly Punjabi
An elderly Punjabi admitted to the intensive care department of a hospital requested that he has taken lessons in French. The doctor was puzzled and asked him why?
“Well, French is the language of heaven,” he sighed. “I want to be able to communicate with everyone in heaven if I die.”

“But how are you so sure that you will end up in heaven? You might go to hell. What good will French do you then?” asked the doctor.
“That will no problem. I am fluent in Punjabi.”
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(9 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
November 18th, 2007 at 5:31 am
this is a stupid joke and who ever wrote this if i find him im going to kill him
he is trying to say the punjabi is a bad language.
December 13th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Calm down jatt… its only a joke.. its not like it is actually true.
October 17th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Friends Just take it as a joke.
Plz don’t take it seriously just take it as a joke and we do have respect for all languages.