Kissful Arithmetic
(25 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)
Loading ...A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said, it was his mission.
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”
In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.”
Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.
And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.”
Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.
He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!”
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October 29th, 2007 at 11:35 am
verr funny I like it
December 2nd, 2007 at 9:25 pm
i love this joke it is soooooooo hilariouse luv that joke
December 7th, 2007 at 12:45 am
hahahaha
December 16th, 2007 at 12:28 am
v.v.v. FUNNY
December 23rd, 2007 at 10:09 pm
hey…i have read it in the chicken soup…
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:49 pm
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February 26th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
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March 3rd, 2008 at 2:02 pm
nice one… gud way to learn maths
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July 28th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
so romantic..!!