Letter of School Master!
(41 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)
Loading ...A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai.
He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing…
Deer sur,
If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.This is my fist vijit to Bombai.Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment.
I tolded I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun. I putted a complain on station masterji. He said I to go to the lady clerk. At first she also rejected.
I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun. Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.
Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life.I hope u will look into explain my hole story after, and late me joint first. I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for your responsement. May God blast you!”
Yours awfully,
RAMKHILAWAN YADAV
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February 16th, 2007 at 12:01 am
Bhy Dont U cantinoo dis phuni later
February 18th, 2007 at 11:07 am
good
March 29th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
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April 9th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Continue it
April 28th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Good one
May 13th, 2007 at 10:47 pm
very interesting
May 30th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
very nice carry on
June 10th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
It was a nice joke
June 13th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
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July 3rd, 2007 at 3:26 pm
wOw …..veri funnY .. and Mr. ram khilawan Yadan .. you spreak english better than Lalu yadav …… any way gOOd job .. you gonna be the script writer of my first movie.
July 20th, 2007 at 12:50 am
engraiz also break the leg of hindi in same manner i.e ham ye karna mangta
July 28th, 2007 at 8:44 am
d ooman ynn d ellow sari vas dewared bye d ungry ulff ynn d oods.( for those who did not get it,u do not come from madras)
August 3rd, 2007 at 9:16 pm
itz so funny.
thanx for sharing it wth me.
August 6th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Oh ho mar sutiya, kamaal kar dita……………..
August 7th, 2007 at 10:34 am
aaaiyoooo.. !! ram khilawan tum aachi bolta jeee..in short.. you speak betta dan my broder ..
August 9th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Ferry phanny In- dead……..
September 11th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
hehehe,,,it is veddy phanni….i phove hat…
September 13th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Very Funny!!!! Continue it as a series…
Ghani Maza aavi ho
September 19th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Funny engraiz with tutti putti lingoage (language)
September 22nd, 2007 at 6:54 pm
superb joke re…keep it up
October 6th, 2007 at 7:40 pm
already heard,but was funny
October 9th, 2007 at 7:41 am
khush kutta,ran kil havan ji,kuch baat hai hum main aisi hasti mit ti nahi hamari aur sadiyo raha hai dushman daur-e-jahan hamara…JIYOOOOO
October 9th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
Just 4 entertainment
October 23rd, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Good one.
November 1st, 2007 at 5:08 pm
think u vely march……
November 12th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
after all bihari is bihari
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 15th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
veryyyyyy nice n intresting thing
December 17th, 2007 at 1:09 am
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December 20th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Fuunny joke
December 27th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Splendid
January 13th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
it is fanastic.
February 12th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
oh gess that was realy funny who knew that the reason sum people prefer being leaders 4 areason.
March 6th, 2008 at 9:22 am
FOR A BIHARI 2 WRITE IN SUCH A FABULOUS HINGLISH
HE SHOULD BE GETTING SOME REWARD
March 15th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
bravo~
haha…
funny letter..like it..
hehe..>
March 17th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
keep it up you are very funny mr.Ramkhilavan continue this story with another letter I am very surprised when a Bihari write a letter in english Iam impressed VERY FUNNY
April 12th, 2008 at 6:24 am
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April 14th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
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September 2nd, 2008 at 7:25 pm
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December 24th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
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