A sweet kissful letter…

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A letter has been sent from a husband :

Dear Sweetheart :

Reading letter

I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.

Your Loving Husband.

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.

2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.

5. Other expenses 40 kisses.

kiss

Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.

Your Sweet Heart.


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97 Responses to “A sweet kissful letter…”



  1. Bindu Says:

    I am forwarding herewith a joke, kindly read it and laugh

  2. JACKCO Says:

    ENJOY THIS!

  3. SMARAH Says:

    Enjoy!

  4. Lubna Says:

    enjoy

  5. sanna Says:

    hahahahhaha

  6. Deepa Says:

    Nice joke!!!!!!!hahaha

  7. mitika Says:

    its great and tooooooooo funny

  8. krystal Says:

    nice joke

  9. Shoeb Khan Says:

    Barter System….. Tit for Tat

  10. sweetu Says:

    good joke

  11. Malar Says:

    Joke Fwd

  12. shamita Says:

    good joke!!!!! hehehe

  13. Mahek Says:

    hey nice job…. it was really a nice joke on hubby… coz they think they r too smart but women can show that they are not less than them in humour….
    Keep it up buddy…

  14. komal Says:

    it was the best joke i read
    fantastic keep it on
    good nice joke
    hehehehehehe

  15. tamal moitra Says:

    kissy item. fishy wife. lousy husband.
    entertaining altogether.

  16. Varun Says:

    Nice one Dude

  17. kahuchi Says:

    hey fella nice joke,kp on giving us mo

  18. ALI Says:

    NICE WIFE HELP HUSBAND EVERY TIME IN EVERY SITUATION EVEN NOW A DAYS WIFE NOT USING KISSES INSTEAD OF MONEY ……. hahaha nice !!!!

  19. obaid Says:

    good joke buddy

  20. ramesh from aranmula Says:

    fantastic joke?i really enjoyed

  21. mrs rashid Says:

    very nice joke.

  22. Khushnoor Says:

    This is so funny
    Khush

  23. shrey Says:

    very funny jokes send me again and again this type of massage.

  24. Fouz Says:

    very funny………

  25. Vijay Says:

    Really good joke!!

  26. ahmed Says:

    very funny joke plz do send these type of jokes!!!!!!!!

  27. Meena Says:

    very goodjoke.

  28. richard Says:

    good as i thoguht any way thanks to ur web site and who found it and i think this will be help full ti send me mails and i also request that 2 send me mail to my id by yoyo

  29. rinchen dolma Says:

    thanks!!!its a very good ones

  30. nikki Says:

    nt so much funny. its seem old joke. try to write something new guys. thks lolzz

  31. Raju Says:

    hahaahahahahahhuuhuu.stop
    really funny its my 1st reply .supar nova(bhavesh very good yaar).

  32. zahra Says:

    bahut mazay ka joke hay, i am sending my comments very first time.

  33. HARSH K Says:

    IT WAS REALLY A NICE JOKE AS IN TODAYS WORLD WIFES NEEDS KISSES NOT FROM THERE HUSBANDS BUT FROM THERE BOY FRIENDS… HA HA HA….. JUST JOKING

  34. manish burad Says:

    too good man. i got stomach folden

  35. mriddu Says:

    nice joke …………

  36. jigs Says:

    really very nice if it happen than good for every ones life like thailand

  37. bhavesh Says:

    master strok by woman ! great great joke . keep it up

  38. magic Says:

    funny……….ha ha ha…….

  39. Kiran Says:

    very funny joke ha ha ha……………..

  40. henna Says:

    dis woz a reely funny joke.

  41. pramod Says:

    good stuff.

  42. sylvester Says:

    So amazing!

  43. kiran Says:

    very nice joke

  44. Benja Says:

    That’s gr8 1. hope to find more jokes like this.

  45. wilfred Says:

    very funny.Give us more.cant stop laughing

  46. NNNNN Says:

    funny but want more funnier……

  47. richard Says:

    this is really very kool kisses may i get one of them please i request this to jokes duniya

  48. Nuvin Says:

    Nice…. Very funny. Wifes need kisses more than Husbands….WOW

  49. Melanthi Says:

    Not bad!I can’t smile with this joke

  50. joyce Says:

    Serves him well since men think that women have got no requirements.All the same women take care that thre is a killer disease called Aids.

  51. afyhgf Says:

    my husband neither gives me his salary nor any kisses how will i survive

  52. amjad khan Says:

    i really liked it good keep it up.

  53. fe_fairy Says:

    .very simple yet humorous and with sense..i really like it!!!

  54. Kumar Says:

    One kiss from me.

  55. Tarannum Fathima Says:

    i really liked ur joke.good keep it up..wife only need husbands kisses not his salary very very funny

  56. Raj Says:

    its very old jokes. much peoples know this jokes n one is me.

  57. Amit Says:

    I like thise joke…but its old…plz send some new jocke….

  58. sunitha Says:

    its super joke.then what did the husband says for his wife’s answer. but its super. hahahahahahaahahah

  59. gul Says:

    seriously the joke was too cheap

  60. Seng Hak Says:

    it’s the nice joke; i will share it to my classmate. Thanks.

  61. Sylvester Says:

    Its a lovely joke, I have liked it.

  62. frankru Says:

    i like it, but not bud if i demand 2kisses from her.

  63. amit Says:

    it is fuuuuny joke

  64. Teetkumar Says:

    he he he ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho…
    nice one……………

  65. Hari Says:

    crazy! hahhahhhha but you know she was not my wife….. keep it up man. send some more …

  66. whatever Says:

    the supermarket owner is the smartes one of the because he gained more than kisses.

  67. AAN Says:

    Good Joke !!!!

  68. Zakir Says:

    Right answer to right husband

  69. neeraj Says:

    ha very nice joke my sweetheart

  70. sweet yummy Says:

    Nice one, I will sent it to my colleagues incuding my boyfriend

  71. Prashee Says:

    Hey……….Toooooo….good

  72. Maheen Says:

    Awesome joke. I love it. Keep up the good work.

  73. savita Says:

    reli cool one…

  74. tapsi Says:

    its a very old joke…………
    bring something new n innovative
    but anyways
    keep smiling
    ;)

  75. deep Says:

    i like it………….

  76. ujwal Says:

    not bad!

  77. gopi the great Says:

    hahahahahah good joke

  78. cutepie_16 Says:

    Yes…. I think it’s a nice punch to those
    hubby who likes to outsmart their wives….
    but guess what dears.. woman have become strong and it looks like you’ve got a competition

  79. cutepie_16 Says:

    Yes.. definately a nice one for those men out there who likes to outsmart their wives but then guess what dears… woman have bcome strong and it seems like you have a competition

  80. Kapil Kr Thakuri Says:

    hahahahahahahahaha…………….

    Thanks for Lovely Jokes…Its really very nice jokes…

  81. neha Says:

    cool but not so interesting, frankly speaking this joke has been old , better luck next time

  82. shelesh Says:

    gud but too old!!

  83. ann Says:

    never knew that kisses can be that cheap 4 da hus in that he lets da honey bee serve them like drop it like its hot. n’way that was pretty funny do it again

  84. ketaneh Says:

    very nice one keer kiss in touch

  85. joseph Says:

    I can`t imagine receiving such a heart breaking from a wife.
    Anyway such deserves such bcoz of been irresponsible.
    mmmmmmmm yayaya

  86. alice Says:

    it is a good idea,the husband does not have to send her money.next time he should send her a thousand kisesssssssssss…

  87. alice ndimande Says:

    husband you have to be careful when sending kissess.she might use them for something way out of that.

  88. vivek Says:

    this is tooooooooooooooooo funny joke,like this types of jokes.

  89. rose Says:

    nice joke

  90. Raisona Says:

    Its going to be a smashing hit in no time

  91. manjit singh Says:

    fentastic, great it is great laughing

  92. gunjan sharma Says:

    m sending u my comments first time its really funny joke i love this joke very much keep it up

  93. raj Says:

    This joke was a lesson for the husband who don’t send there salary to there wife.
    Take care my friends sent your salary to your wife .because see have lot of chanles for making money.

  94. neelam Says:

    very nice joke

  95. dilsan Says:

    It is soooooo nice. I love it

  96. mercy Says:

    share with me this few remarks……and jokes!

  97. kiran thakuri Says:

    i liked this joke.It gives sense of responsibilty to irresponsible husband.Send more jokes.

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