Jokes Duniya

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at him and say hello.

He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?”

To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the dancer from my bachelor party, oh my god, I know I was drunk that night, but you got pregnant too!!Please don’t tell my wife, she’ll kill me!

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No, actually I’m your son’s math teacher.”

A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane. The plane was going down fast and there were only four parachutes for all five of them.

The pilot took one and jumped then the movie star took one and jumped and then the blonde took one and jumped.

The pope told the brunette to take the last one. The brunette said, “There are still 2 parachutes left! The blonde took my bag!”

Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs?

They don’t know the route.

The doctor told a dumb blonde that if she ran 8 km. a day for 300 days, she would lose 34 kgs.

At the end of 300 days, the blonde called the doctor to report she had lost the weight, but she had a problem.

“What’s the problem?” asked the doctor.

“I’m 2400 km. from home.”

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?
They are for those who don’t drink!

How do you keep a blonde busy?
You give her a bottle of shampoo that says: “Lather, rinse, and repeat.”

How do you confuse a blonde?
You don’t. They’re born that way.

Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet?
So she wouldn’t wake up the Sleeping Pills.