kya du?



SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
2ND : Gold ring de de.

Tyre

1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.


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6 Responses to “kya du?”



  1. mohammed junaid Says:

    it is really too funny……….becoz it is good answer….for gift…

  2. SANJAY Says:

    NICE JOKE

  3. Priya Says:

    good joke:-]

  4. Liley Claudia Mathew Says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaaha!!i can only type this haahahahahahaha but i am not getting laugh in real !!!!!!!!!

  5. SIDHU JATT Says:

    all of u motherfucking HINDUS. do u even know how u MOTHERFUCKING HINDUS get ur familyname.. well let me explain…
    1: jiska 1 baap ho…… singla ji
    2: jiske 2 baap ho…… dubey ji
    3: jiske 3 baap ho….. trivedi ji
    4: jiske 4 baap ho….. chaturvedi ji
    5: jiske 5 baap ho….. pandey ji.
    6: jiske baap ka pta na ho… gupta ji
    and the list continues…
    now before u start cracking a joke on a sardar, just check out how many fathers u have. WELL I MEAN HOW MANY MEN HAVE FUCKED YOUR MOTHERS……
    AND IF YOUR MOTHERS ARE SHYING TO TELL THEN U CAN CALL ME…. FUCK U ASSHOLES…

  6. sugna Says:

    silly joke yaaaaaaaaaaaaarrr………

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