Woman
(101 votes, average: 3.9 out of 5)
Loading ...Element name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic weight: (don’t even go there)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
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October 11th, 2009 at 9:45 am
Good Jocks
November 2nd, 2009 at 9:15 am
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February 5th, 2010 at 7:12 am
One property left - produce high current when tuched
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February 19th, 2010 at 6:03 am
Marvlous chemical equation
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