Woman
(101 votes, average: 3.9 out of 5)
Loading ...Element name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic weight: (don’t even go there)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
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October 11th, 2009 at 9:45 am
Good Jocks
November 2nd, 2009 at 9:15 am
Nice joke…
November 23rd, 2009 at 4:49 pm
hooooooooooooo haaaaaaaaaa
November 25th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
nice one…………hehehehahaha
December 11th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
good spoof hahahaaaa
December 14th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
he he he he!!!
December 18th, 2009 at 9:05 am
good joke haha hehe
December 29th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
avery good joke.hahahahaha hehehehehe
January 11th, 2010 at 11:19 am
Awesome!! he he!!!
February 5th, 2010 at 7:12 am
One property left - produce high current when tuched
February 15th, 2010 at 8:22 am
gud joke
February 15th, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Excellent joke.
February 19th, 2010 at 6:03 am
Marvlous chemical equation
March 3rd, 2010 at 7:52 pm
I laught so much ha ha ha ha and a excellent joke
March 10th, 2010 at 8:08 am
awesome jokes yaar
March 22nd, 2010 at 7:15 am
very-3 gooooooooood Jooooooooooooke
March 22nd, 2010 at 7:16 am
KYA BKWAS H
March 27th, 2010 at 12:23 pm
heeee heee
good one
March 27th, 2010 at 3:31 pm
nice worth seeing
March 27th, 2010 at 6:27 pm
my husband has saved this in his favourites list
March 30th, 2010 at 2:13 pm
hiiiiiii manisa teri yaad me ham mar mar ke jee rahe hai
March 31st, 2010 at 6:48 pm
Awesome
April 4th, 2010 at 11:25 pm
ha ha ha. That was funny.
April 20th, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Hi, Jokes are very nice.
April 20th, 2010 at 4:50 pm
awesome
May 1st, 2010 at 9:13 pm
awesom
May 12th, 2010 at 11:22 am
hey that was funny but not true:)
May 13th, 2010 at 4:54 pm
funny, really funny and somehow true but true. really good stuff!
May 25th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
marvellous.what an interesting joke.but its not so deeply true.
May 26th, 2010 at 3:13 pm
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kinjal
May 31st, 2010 at 10:41 pm
too good
May 31st, 2010 at 10:51 pm
i love you rekha
June 11th, 2010 at 7:15 pm
it was excellent joke. i love it because i like chemistry.
June 16th, 2010 at 3:41 pm
Sare Haridwar wale mere dosto thum sab kaha ho call karo rajeev nair
June 21st, 2010 at 8:47 pm
so not true!!!!!!!!
June 23rd, 2010 at 7:57 pm
haha hehe…
he he he he….
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had a good laugh.
June 24th, 2010 at 11:08 pm
Good one but unfortunatly not true.
July 1st, 2010 at 5:00 pm
ha ha…….
its really very funny
but unfortunately not true….
July 2nd, 2010 at 7:58 am
awesome….i will be sharing it with my buddies for a stomach full of laugh…hodi baba..
July 8th, 2010 at 7:18 pm
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ha ha ha ….
July 14th, 2010 at 2:58 am
nize
July 16th, 2010 at 6:44 pm
nice
jokes
July 28th, 2010 at 10:05 am
being a good joke it is also correct in real life
August 8th, 2010 at 7:25 pm
I Liked it…cool…correct description of women,although i m a girl 2
August 11th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
ENJOYED THORUGHLY. good one
August 17th, 2010 at 9:21 am
NICE description , humourously put, Enjoyed
August 19th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
i like it very much…
create much more on woman as great as this one.
August 19th, 2010 at 5:28 pm
very good combination of physics and chemistry properties in woman”s general nature and physic.
September 1st, 2010 at 1:31 pm
heeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa nice jock
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:47 am
actual and factual truth