Woman

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Element name: WOMAN

Symbol: WO

Atomic weight: (don’t even go there)

Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.

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Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.


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15 Responses to “Woman”



  1. Mysterious Says:

    Good Jocks

  2. Nalin Says:

    Nice joke…

  3. manoj Says:

    hooooooooooooo haaaaaaaaaa

  4. desi girl Says:

    nice one…………hehehehahaha

  5. sindhu Says:

    good spoof hahahaaaa

  6. madhu gk Says:

    he he he he!!!

  7. zahira Says:

    good joke haha hehe

  8. cute appu Says:

    avery good joke.hahahahaha hehehehehe

  9. Nits Says:

    Awesome!! he he!!!

  10. vibhash Says:

    One property left - produce high current when tuched

  11. neetu Says:

    gud joke

  12. G N Chauhan Says:

    Excellent joke.

  13. Shard mehta hoshiarpur Says:

    Marvlous chemical equation

  14. riti priya Says:

    I laught so much ha ha ha ha and a excellent joke

  15. tamsil Says:

    awesome jokes yaar

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