Blond police officer



A blonde police officer stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license. The driver searches around in her handbag but can’t find it. She says to the cop, i must have left it at home officer.

The cop says, well, do you have any kind of identification? The motorist searches around in her bag again, and finds a mirror.

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She looks at it and says to the cop, all i have is this picture of myself. The cop says, let me see it, then.

So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it and replies, “Well, if i had known you were a police officer, i wouldn’t have even pulled you over. You are free to go.”


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4 Responses to “Blond police officer”



  1. saffron Says:

    ha, i wonder how many cops would actually have done that.!!!.

  2. Ricki Says:

    hEY THIS IS NOT FUNNY I HAVE ALOT OF BLONDE FRIENDS AND KINDA IM ONE!!

  3. emma Says:

    lol i find it funny

  4. chrystie Says:

    I fynd it hilarious..i sentit al my fwendz on mxit hahaha lol

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