Daily newspaper
A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, “We’ve got such a clever dog, He brings in the daily newspapers every morning.”

Her husband replies, “Well, lots of dogs can do that.”
The wife responded, “But we’ve never subscribed to any!”
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