What will u do officer
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you”

“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”
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May 18th, 2009 at 9:54 am
it is funny
June 25th, 2010 at 11:44 pm
whosoever has written this joke I want 2 say that ur joke is really nice but many
other jokes are better
dont feel bad
July 18th, 2010 at 3:33 pm
nice joke
January 30th, 2011 at 4:10 pm
nice joke but but there are many more better ones
March 11th, 2011 at 12:10 pm
its nice but it is not that funny to make a person laugh but surely it can make a person smile
{don’t feel bad}