Jokes Duniya

Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?

Needless to say he never made it. You know why?

These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.

Antibody – Against everyone
Artery – The study of the paintings.

Bacteria – Back door to a cafeteria.

Caesarean section – A district in Rome.
Cardiology – Advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan – Searching for lost kitty.
Chronic – Neck of a crow.
Coma – Punctuation mark.
Cortisone – Area around local court.
Cyst – Short for sister.

Diagnosis – Person with slanted nose.
Dilate – The late British Princess Diana.
Dislocation – In this place.
Duodenum – Couple in blue jeans.

Enema – Not a friend.

Fake labour – Pretending to work.

Genes – Blue denim.

Hernia – She is close by.

Impotent – Distinguished/well known.

Labor pain – Hurt at work.
Lactose – People without toes.
Lymph – Walk unsteadily.

Microbes – Small dressing gown.

Obesity – City of Obe.

Pacemaker – Winner of Nobel peace prize.
Proteins – In favor of teens.
Pulse – Grain.
Pus – Small cat.

Red blood count - Dracula.

Secretion – Hiding anything.

Tablet – Small table.

Ultrasound – Radical noise