Dead Body Cycling
During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him.
Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.
Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.
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July 26th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.
In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00.”
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The guy asks, “Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?”
“That’s obvious,” the assistant states, “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture…..”
September 29th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
better
October 9th, 2010 at 1:45 pm
SUPER
August 3rd, 2011 at 6:21 pm
I AM PREETY BUT THIS IS NOT PREETY
January 28th, 2012 at 5:23 pm
No such a gud one u know az i ve heard a lot of jokez better thn this one!