Do you wanna get married?

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Morning : If you do not prepare Breakfast then,
Taaapaaaaaakkkkkkkkkk….

slap

Evening : If you talk with girls.
Dishuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm….

punch

Night: If you Deny to take her to Restaurant.

Pataaaaaakkkkkkkkkk….

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Its Better to be Bachelor ….
“Meine Shaadi kyon kiii ???”

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202 Responses to “Do you wanna get married?”



  1. aarti Says:

    too good

  2. shamita Says:

    very good. go girlssssssss lol!!

  3. sanna Says:

    eey lol sm1 posted this also in a forum lol

  4. mukhthar ahmed Says:

    haha !

    this is for boys who r not true…

    otherwise, u have a reason to live.

    boys boys boys change urself b4 u get smacked

    hahaha!

    shhhh….! ‘m sure most of them out there know how not to get in to tapak, dishum, patakkk … ……. hahaha very funny too good.

  5. sameon boys w r doing this Says:

    great grea———————————————————————————————————————————————————————-t

  6. anilupadhyay Says:

    nice jokes

  7. zzzzzzzzzzzz Says:

    its really funny

  8. yash Says:

    this is wat
    when u r married
    so BEWARE.

  9. vidhya Says:

    LOvely and funny sms

    I like it very much

  10. rohit Says:

    Great…………t.
    This is joke only practically if you both understand each other and die 2 help each other such circumstances never come. So gals just luv gays as they luv u.

  11. jumana Says:

    i think he deserved this ???

  12. aBId Says:

    It’s very nice.
    I like this very much………..

  13. Shriman Says:

    just jokey….

    zor ka jatka dhire se lage

  14. rakesh Says:

    It’s very nice.
    I like this very much………..

  15. nada Says:

    acha hai

  16. Gerald Says:

    Good joke.

  17. sania ishaq Says:

    yar thats amazing.meray khayal mai is say b ziyada hona chahi ya

  18. veena Says:

    Really good one! Now tho boys will think 1000 times before getting married.

  19. dhaval Says:

    weeeoeewww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    perfectly hilarious!!!!

  20. Hussain Says:

    Arey bus kar mard bichare ko aur kitna sharminda karogey.

  21. heart_breaker Says:

    poor guys !!!
    kitna kuch saena parta hai na !!! now better be careful approching the girls !!! nice joke i liked it .. perfect for those guys who propose …. they should be shown the future:P

  22. George Says:

    I think thats the true love of thats man!!

  23. SATISH Says:

    THIS ONE IS REALLY VERY FUNNY

  24. saniya Says:

    cant stp laughing…….the way she slaps………….hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

  25. amu Says:

    jisne ki shadi uski huai barbadi

  26. harshad Says:

    its good…………..

  27. prajakta Says:

    shadi aisa laddo hai jo khaye wo pachataye,jo na khaye wo bhi pachataye.
    so boy’s beware.

  28. smart varun Says:

    oooooooooh! main toh dar gaya yaar kisi ne such hi kaha hain “do din ki hain y chandni phir kaali kaali raat hain” isko dekhkar toh main bachelor hi rehna pasand karoonga

  29. faisal Says:

    good

  30. Saadi Says:

    its really very good.

  31. Sameer hassan kiyani Says:

    boys always got stuck as u seen above lol that’s why i always wanted to be single lol

  32. isha Says:

    isliye to shaayad kisi ne kaha hai ki shaadi karni hai to soch samajh kar karo
    varna bahut pachhtana padega???????????????????……………

  33. isha Says:

    wow!karo karo
    pacchtao aur kya ho sakta hai???????

  34. Sameer hassan Says:

    waow baat bus itni si hai pasand ki larki ho aur uss ki pasand aap hoon,aik doosrey ko equal chahtey hoon understanding ho but larkiyon mein shakk jo hota hai wohi fisaad ki jarr hai;) zindagi banani hai to koi achi larki talash karo otherwise better to be single

  35. Sameer hassan Says:

    haan ager dunia mein jahanum ka maza lena hai to shaadi karo hehehehe aisa samjh lena k jo azab milna tha woh yahin mil gaya baad mein bach jao gay

  36. Sorav Says:

    Akele hai to kya gham hain…..

  37. palash Says:

    shadi karke phas gaya acha khasha tha kunwara.pls help me

  38. Raju Says:

    Aaaare kya natak kar reli hai saali ko ek kaan ke niche de thandi ho jayegi or next time se line par aajayegi.

  39. Varun Says:

    Sahi Hai Bhai
    But I think it’s happen only in China
    B’coz this chicks from China or Japan
    how i trust that it happen also in India…

    Dont take serious just joking!!

  40. sameer hassan Says:

    jiss ko shaadi karni hai karrey jisse nahin karni na karey , waisey bhi shaadi k baad kaahey ka pyar;) lolz

  41. subodh waghmare Says:

    ha ha ha kuch bhi….

  42. sarika Says:

    gr8888888888888 posted.
    good job girls, show must go oooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. sameer_hassan Says:

    Girls ko abhi humarey haathon ka ghoosa nahin laga jiss din right chick per aik ghoosa parra bus chain ki neend sso jao geee! men are powerful;)

  44. shere_anand Says:

    shadi karake auratose mar khanewale sir hi patkenge,tum thik rahoge to mar kyo khaoge,bahoot kuch sweet khaoge.

  45. thiri.style Says:

    i hate it, because it is very wild case,

  46. thiri Says:

    ade joke ka thiri toelo myanmar girl twe atwet tog ma yee ya par byy, yatsat tal lo htin tal, thu myar 1 phat thar ko adelo yatsat tar ka said htar ko kyan tan say tal, arr ma kya thint buu,

  47. Trupti Says:

    IT HAPPENS ONLY OUT OF INDIA

  48. mrs rashid Says:

    Very Good jokes.I really like it.Ladko ko shadi ka bahot shok hai to par un ki lay yahi saza hai.Very nice jokes for boys and husband.

  49. Wakil Tanveer Says:

    Nice jokes!!! But this is not appropriate for everyone.

  50. Khushnoor Says:

    This is very Funny and this is true for example Boys Haaaa Haaa Haaa Haaa like u
    Khush

  51. Pankaj N. Doshi Says:

    It is impossible for Indian wives,either living in India or abroad. Because we are saying to our married women “Pativrata”.My advice to all indian housewives,(if they are treated their husband like above) Pls tamara patidev ni dil thi puja karjo. Apna ma to kidhu chhe ne ke Pati a to Parmeshwar chhe.

  52. Sandeep Says:

    Aisa India me nahi hota.

  53. rinchen Says:

    thats the way to do it girls go on ..never let the boys go ahead!!

  54. GURU Says:

    good

  55. rosan kumar Says:

    are yaar maarna hai to ghar pe maar na bahar kyun marti hai……..?
    tumne use bahar mara hai woh tujhe ghar pe maaregi………..tab sambhalna…………
    nice joke………

  56. pavan Says:

    Its really funny i enjoyed it very much.Thanks to jokesduniya.com.

  57. hari Says:

    nice jokes

  58. nikki Says:

    nt so much funny. i think nt everyone is like that. lol anywy keep it up.

  59. Neha Says:

    Good no very good I really like it .

  60. rosan kumar Says:

    it’s very good….!!!!!!!!!

  61. Hafsa Says:

    i don’t have words to praise it
    keep it up

  62. aniesha Says:

    this one rilly rox!

  63. amogh Says:

    tats true!!
    all gals r the same!!!
    n u also!!!
    so better to b a bachelor!!!

  64. KUNAL Says:

    dam good joke

  65. rekha Says:

    it’s…verrrry gooooood

  66. lee Says:

    Hey this is so discouraging!
    aii!

  67. Subuddhi Says:

    Jawani me ye sub shalta hai. U shu’nt take it seeriously. Any way this is otehr way around.

  68. Parul Says:

    It’s really Taaapaaaaaakkkkkkkkkk…, Dishuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm…& Pataaaaaakkkkkkkkkk…. Lekin main kya karu maine shaadi ker le.
    Pehle kuo nahie bataya.

  69. sofea Says:

    its joke warna assakuch hum nahi karsakty

  70. mr shams Says:

    waa ,mazha hai pataaarka pataar pataar. shams QATAR

  71. mr shams Says:

    Aysa maarpeetme mazhabhi hai,,dhardhka tablet pass rakho.

  72. krunal somani Says:

    ladki patake fas gaya bechara ,

  73. Meerab Says:

    Well getting married isn’t that bad…………..

  74. magic Says:

    only right for girls ha ha ha

  75. muna Says:

    no !!!!!!!!!!!! never>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  76. Chahat Says:

    this is amazing guyzzzz……
    shud c this….
    bechare boyz ki to phatiii….yaaaar…

  77. Noufil Says:

    haaahaha…..welll…this was truely really amazing.

  78. Anny Says:

    hahahah…….. its very nice.Now the boys will think Million times before getting merried.

    YA PAATAAAK HAAL TU KOCH B NIE.BOYZ KA IS SAY B BURA HAAL HONA CHAYAY……DAY 2 NIGHT PROCESS SHOULD BE THEM…

  79. altafsarwer@yahoo.com Says:

    vERY bAD……….

  80. shreyash Rathi Says:

    2 sardars go 4 drive
    1 bola,OYE jara khidki ke bahar dekh Indicators working or not?
    sardar puts his head out& says yes… no… yes… no…. yes..

  81. Maz Says:

    yaahooooooooo,,,Its 2 good & mind blowing.

  82. parus007@yahoo.com Says:

    ye jo baten likhi hain,saali iss per nhi mar rahen..ye salay oon ko raat ko kuch nhi krtay iss lye parr rahi hain inhain..

  83. rosemaina Says:

    main isse lie to shadi kerogi

  84. Harshwardhan Says:

    too good!!!!!!!!!!

  85. hemin Says:

    wah kya sin he

  86. KUAMR RATHOD Says:

    REALY THIS CONDITION CAN HAPPEN TODAY’S EVRY YOUNG . SO I LIKE VERY VERY THANKS FOR…..

  87. Ashok Says:

    Abhi bhi soch lo agar shaadi nahi ki to? Bad mein aisa hi hota hai. Agar ladki achhi mili to jidgi ban jaegi. Nahi to diwaron se sir takrate rahoge.

  88. Raghvendra Singh Says:

    Shadi se darna jaroori hai

  89. anjan Says:

    wa kya baat hey…..malai ta 2 gud lagyo……

  90. Dilu Says:

    Sayad mujhe shadi nahi karna chahia

  91. hasini Says:

    good joke

  92. naghma Says:

    First time i have read a joke which gives an inspiration

  93. Raj Says:

    its really funny. n wat i say.

  94. Raj Says:

    its realy funny. its true 4 some familys were there no believe or that person is depended in wife.
    but love is always love.

  95. naghma Says:

    that’s true.i accept the fact. but i think that its a good joke too

  96. mira Says:

    lolxzzz guuuuudddddddd

  97. theonlyone_firo Says:

    hhaahah,very funny keep it up,haha

  98. sbonelo Says:

    ya ne! ha!ha!ha!, now i know not marry a chinesse chichick.

  99. seema Says:

    Morning : If you do not prepare Breakfast then,
    Taaapaaaaaakkkkkkkkkk….

    Evening : If you talk with girls.
    Dishuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm….

    Night: If you Deny to take her to Restaurant.

    Pataaaaaakkkkkkkkkk….

    Its Better to be Bachelor ….
    “Meine Shaadi kyon kiii ???”

  100. shakibu Says:

    yes it may happen in life. but here Africa especially in our culture happen in rare cases, my self am still single and it becomes difficult to comment in advance because human behaviour do change, No.to be bachlor for long time it cost a lot, The only way is to be kin in selection for marriage and you can pray for God assistance if at all you believe on GOD. otherwise women will kill us. GOOD TIME.

  101. rituaiyer Says:

    Great idea and funny joke
    great

  102. frankru Says:

    True am single, but if approaching the age of getting marriage, on’t marry chinese or japanese avoiding mkong’oto like this. My be indian gal can feet me due to their loveness

  103. sallu Says:

    i think this is the right treatment for boys.Boys be true and loyal to your wifes otherwise this will be the scene.
    Any how i would like to tell one thong to sameer_hassan that life is very Beautiful if u understand each other than there will be no problems and worries.ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok.

  104. Teetkumar Says:

    jock !!!!!dis is just a jock…..not true…
    but guls, pls note..above all guls are chinies..I would marry with an indian gul.
    therefore I am also agree with raj.

  105. shahzad bhutta Says:

    kuch bhi ho
    aakhir kaar yeh laddoo to khanay hi partay hain
    yeh dhol bajana hi parta hay

  106. mona Says:

    YAAR SAB LAKIYAN AISI HI NAHI HOTI KUCH KUCH AACHI BHI HOTI HAI U KNOW.

  107. neet Says:

    this is sooo gud

  108. Neha Says:

    Aisa na dikho ji warna sab bechare
    ladke kaware hi rahenge.

  109. Eric Says:

    Why don,t i get married? i like KUNG,FU!!!

  110. maya Says:

    that’s true.so funny….. :-)

  111. maya Says:

    it’s true .so funny………….. :-)

  112. usman Says:

    bv ka hath phool ki tarah hota hai aur kabhi phool lagny sa dard ho sakta ha ?

  113. tshering choeda Says:

    i wont let my wife do that, i will kill that woman if she does that

  114. Zakir Says:

    Azab larkiyo ka gazab tamasha…..pehli bat larka yaha gadha hai aur larki us gadhey ki sardar.Love your wife as much as you can but make her your master.TRULY.

  115. Zakir Says:

    sORRY DONT MAKE HER YOUR MASTER……..aman_4e@yahoo.com

  116. Mazher Ahmed Says:

    2 Goooooood…..

  117. Dhurba Says:

    preety good but………

  118. neema Says:

    boys need to wake up u rnt doing ur part so need 2 be reminded otherwise its a wake up call

  119. shamaila Says:

    boys deserve dis lol

  120. Anil Kumar Says:

    chutiya fellow slaps eating with wife n useless fellow

  121. shivaram katwal Says:

    khas mazzza nai ayaaaaaaaaaaa

    dis time
    u hv focused on some points wiz r not practised in our
    culture

    m i correct………………/////////////////?????????????//

  122. chocolate Says:

    is it really dangerous to get married?

  123. fari Says:

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    zbardast

  124. joseph zulu Says:

    it`s cute, but girl be careful as this might reciprocate……………

  125. pratik Says:

    thats exactly the rite thinking frnd.

  126. kapil-Kumar- Thakuri Says:

    Hi…
    All it is very nice jokes,Off course it is also very danger to get married as soon as u come to be in the Proffessional Line.Becoz all our’s frd&family r ready to push u to get married,As Iam also facing a same problem.But i knew that one day i have to be married.But not very soon,First i want to make my careers in high.And fullfill my small dream.Than After I will thinks.

    Thanking you frm yrs beautiful Jokes.

    Yrs
    Kapil

  127. GOVINDA RAJ.K Says:

    good joke.

  128. munira Says:

    guys jamana badal gaya hai, vaqat ke sath sudhar jaye, nahi toa chatai aur laat. mera toa mind fresh ho gaya. luvly sms.

  129. priya Says:

    good go ahead girlssssss

  130. bibek Says:

    toooooooooooo
    realistic

  131. sajjad Says:

    its fantastic bole to apun ko ye joke bohat pasand aya kyun bhailog magar apun log k saath ladki log aisa nahi karegi.

  132. aune Says:

    it is so funny to see this picture but iam not marriage any way it teach mi a lesson on not to gettng marriage and remain single

    have a good day

    regards
    aune

  133. AFROZE Says:

    FANTASTIC.IN MANY CASES ITS TRUE…..

  134. luckie Says:

    hahahahaa!! thats funny!!

  135. khajum_ram(belbari-8,morang) Says:

    before marrige boy might have shown big dream to girl.khuching…

  136. manas Says:

    i don’t have words to praise it
    keep it up

  137. Anu Says:

    Nice joke yaar
    but It doesn’t happen in India
    anywaz agr boyz ache se behave karenge to gals b aise koi harkat nahi karenge hamesha boys hi uksata ha gals ko kuch galt karne par
    so boyz sudar jawo abhi b time ha
    take care

  138. manjit singh Says:

    aree dost tumneh batanee mei bahoot der kardi yeh jo clips aapne bataye hai woh meri hi thi

  139. baby Says:

    haha very nice and true. boys kabhi nahi sudarte. sab ladke ek jaise hote hai. agar ladkiyoko dhoka denge tyo aisa hi haal hona chahihe. ;)

  140. Innocent Kalu Okereke Says:

    In Nigeria a wife is subject to the husband so is very rare for a wife to slap a man. But sometimes it do happen if there is no food in the house the wife get annoyed but is left for the man to explain to her the situation of things.

  141. farhan alvi Says:

    uff shadi mein ye kuch! meine to nahi kani yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.

  142. sweet billy Says:

    if i get married i am gonna slap same like this to my husband if he do such things to me

  143. avimesh Says:

    keep it up girls only for boyz who r not true.but mostly boyz dont let that happen if girlz want them to.ya boyz cud be lovin just girlz have to recognise it!

  144. Emran Khan Says:

    A Wise Man Never Marries, Because After Marriage He Becomes OtherWise.

  145. jasant singh Says:

    yaaro bas hasde reho hasde ro sada kee hai loka nai tuhanu pagal kehna

  146. sunil Says:

    very very cool cool

  147. rahaf Says:

    cool abb samajh aya ham kya kar sakte hai

  148. lakshay Says:

    freeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!

  149. zee Says:

    Ya You go girls. we can for those man who think are bosses whilst they are supposed to be the head of the house.

  150. pinkal Says:

    Ya
    Husband is very in life bcz wife is important in our life
    I think is true love
    husband and wife

    Shaadi 1 hasi khwab hai ladkiyo ke liye bcz she always wait this day so…….

  151. neeraj Says:

    haa….haa…….this joke is quite nice but does not apply at least on me because I am a person who likes to enjoy every moment of life.

  152. Nunu Says:

    very good goo girls go lol
    disshkuuu

  153. arif zamir Says:

    baap re baap ye hota hai next month meri shaadi hai lekin cancel hole life maa baap ne pita phir wife naaaaaaaaaaa baba naaaaaaaaaa

  154. Paripurna Says:

    Do wives continue doing this all the time??? I mean even in the night? I dun think so…. Agar if its so… then bahar ki biriyani…..!!!

  155. sona Says:

    mmm marry chocolate instead!

  156. sanjeev kumar pandia pareek Says:

    shadi aisa laddo hai jo khaye wo pachataye,jo na khaye wo bhi pachataye.
    so boy’s beware or ye sab ke saath me ho taa hai ki si ke sath kam ki si ke satha jaada

  157. Nitish Says:

    really Nice Joke

  158. Abbas Says:

    but they all are Chinese not Indian

  159. barbie Says:

    this joke is very good i like this joke

  160. Rima Says:

    Hehehehe….. shaadi ka laddu jo khaaye pachtaaye, jo na khaye lalchaye….!!!!!

  161. KunAl Says:

    awESOmE….VerY nICe..caRry oN…LolZz..

  162. KunAl Says:

    awESOmE….VerY nICe..caRry oN…LolZz..[:P]

  163. ishhhh Says:

    gals… they suck….

  164. shashi singh Says:

    Apni Sar Phodne ki kya zaroorat, Biwi ko
    Bishuuuuuuuuuuuuuum KARO NAA

  165. Syed Asif Ullah Hussaini Says:

    Seeing this stuff for the funn purpose is okay…?

    But in reality the thing is quite different…..? so girls better b girls do not ever try to be like men,,, just wearing the men like clothes is not enough, the energy the moustache the beard the power how would you get themmmmmm………………?

    so being girl for the men is much okay..

  166. Amti Says:

    Hey gals take care of guys… don’t do like that. :)

  167. Amit Says:

    Hey gals take care of guys… don’t do like that. :)

  168. yogita Says:

    acha hai
    all boys r cheater inke sath to asa hi hona chiye

  169. S K Gupta Says:

    Nice Jokes

  170. Shyamlishree Says:

    Sadi nahi kare to dukh kare to dukh kya kare?
    Nice Jocks

  171. Amit Says:

    galat hai,

    may be all the gals are …………

  172. arun Says:

    very niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  173. rehan Says:

    jab mard ki mardangi khatam hoti hai to usey sabkuch sahena padta hai..

  174. Sonia Says:

    Na Na Na. Not all the girls are like dat.

  175. Ajender Singh Says:

    too good

  176. Amit Says:

    ok may be not all the gals, but not all the boys are like that…… :)

  177. Punam Prasad Says:

    ha ha ha…
    its very funny…..
    Are yaar ladko per raham karo…..

  178. Sameer Says:

    nice joke..

  179. Jeevan Singh Pilkhwal Says:

    Nice, Thanx God! But I m still………75% Unmarried

  180. Amar Kaur Sohal Says:

    That is not true love dushman love one has to be cool to avoid fighting otherwise apart

  181. zahid Says:

    AB BOHOT DER HO CHUKI HAI HUHUHUHUHUHUH
    MAINE ABI ABI SHADI KAR K AYA HU IT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LATE

  182. nitin Says:

    shadi karke phasgaya yaar acha khasa tha knuwara…………….

  183. ali Says:

    it ws too good…
    better boys be aware of girls & dont get married they r too dangerous…

  184. lindsay Says:

    i dnt thnk i wld want 2b in those mens shoes,bt its the same 2 women snce men are more irritating,i guess b4 making any decision on whom 2merry alot of consideration should b put by both sides& nt bcause of the need 2have apartner or the thought tht age has passed by so 2need an urgent companion

  185. khargeswaer Says:

    I am unmarried.Therefore i am very happy for this jokes.

  186. Nilam Says:

    Shadi is a gift for both persons, i am happy in my married life.If both are understand each other , such type of problems is not happen

  187. shameem Says:

    is pure world sub ladke patni ke gulam hote to kitna achha hota……………
    i realy like this……………..

  188. KATRINA Says:

    Best go on girls :)

  189. Pritam kumar bhagat Says:

    Thnx god. i m still unmarried. Ha ha ha

  190. sssonuu Says:

    its very nice joke

  191. Pritam kumar bhagat Says:

    I like this very much….

  192. disha Says:

    it is excellent…………………………………

  193. shashwathi nbhat Says:

    superb……………………….
    awesome…………………..

  194. Bilkish Shaikh Says:

    ye dekh ne ke baaaad
    samzo ki
    jo biviya ye na hi karti vo
    bahoot achchi he!!!!!!!!!!

  195. Deepankar Says:

    It is OPEN my Eyes. Beware!

  196. smrutiranjan Says:

    kya baat hai agar ese sabhi sadi nahin karenge to duniya ka kya hoga?

  197. DIVYA Says:

    ek baat bilkul sahi hai ki
    ‘JO SHAADI KA LADDOO KHAYE WO TO PACHTATA HI HAI AUR JO NAHI KHATA HAI WO BHI PACHTATA HAI’

  198. farha Says:

    ooohhhhhhhhhhhhh my god its totally good,
    it’s open my eyes “THANKS”

  199. deepali Says:

    goodddddddd jokkkkkkkkkkkk

  200. umesh chander Says:

    nice joke

  201. NAVIN KUMR Says:

    SHADI TWO DILO KA MILAN HAI.SHADI SHY NATURE CHALTA.

  202. NAVIN KUMR Says:

    SHADI IS GOD GIFTED.

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