Santa’s curtains
Santa enters a store that sells curtains.
He tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.”
He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.
Santa replies, “Fifteen inches.”
“Fifteen inches?” asked the salesman. “That sounds very small, what room are they for?”
Santa tells him that they aren’t for a room, they are for his computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, “But, sir, computers do not have curtains!”
Santa says, “Hellllooooooooo……..I’ve got Windows!”
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May 7th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Santa ne to kamal ki baat keh dali.
March 20th, 2009 at 3:39 am
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November 15th, 2010 at 5:21 pm
windows xp not that windows
March 3rd, 2011 at 12:44 pm
boring
March 16th, 2011 at 5:06 pm
haha thats so funny
June 7th, 2011 at 7:35 pm
veryyyyy
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June 16th, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Accha laga keep it on…………..;)
July 30th, 2011 at 12:04 pm
Goodjob Welldone!
A reallllly funny joke!hhhhh
January 25th, 2012 at 5:00 pm
ha ha