I’ll have a scotch and soda..
Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,
“Order! Order!”
Santa responded immediately, “Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.”
Submitted by: Pradeep
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(14 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)
February 28th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
very nice joke, thank u
November 7th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
gud 1:D