Lawyer are clever
(7 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)
Loading ...An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside.
“I have always heard that you can’t take it with you. But I want to disprove that theory,” he said. “I have $90,000 under my mattress, and when I die, just before they throw the dirt on me at my burial, I want you each to toss in an envelope with $30,000 within.”
The three attended the funeral and each threw his envelope in the grave. On the way back from the cemetery, the pastor said, “I must confess. I needed $10,000 for my new church, so I only threw in $20,000.”
The doctor then said, “I must confess too. I needed $20,000 for a new hospital I was opening up, so I only threw in $10,000.”
The lawyer looked at them both and shook his head. He then said, “Gentlemen, I’m surprised, shocked, and ashamed of you. I don’t see how you could dare to go against that man’s final wish. I mean, I threw in my personal check for the full amount”
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March 6th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
i don’t get this joke
March 7th, 2008 at 7:24 am
hahaha…..nice one!!
March 7th, 2008 at 7:28 am
he just threw the cheque…..with the full amount…well,,,it’s just a cheque…well..he got the money…..hehehe…the other two…threw the money..
March 9th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
i didnt understand what this joke meant