Get out of my house
A man runs into his house and says to his wife, “Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!”

His wife replies, “Pack my bags? For the beach or for the mountains?”
The husband says, “I don’t care! Pack your bags and get the hell Outta my house!”
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