Blonde Car Accident

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

car accident

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Angrily, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny?

The blonde giggles and replies, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!”


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12 Responses to “Blonde Car Accident”



  1. RANIA Says:

    NICE ONE YAAR………

  2. manje Says:

    good one :)

  3. sana Says:

    lol:D

  4. Nana Says:

    this one is so funny! ha ha ha

  5. Meerab Says:

    what r u tryin to prove, did u mean that blonde people are dumb!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. cool anish Says:

    its too long but good one

  7. mArRy nOOr Says:

    good one buddy…..

  8. None Says:

    Good one… And meerab its only a joke… calm down.

  9. chocolate Says:

    hahaha

  10. Noufil Says:

    nice 1

  11. Kishan.N.S Says:

    hey pawan,where do u get this jokes from yaar?????????????

  12. rosemaina Says:

    nice

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