Shortage of Parachutes
A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane. The plane was going down fast and there were only four parachutes for all five of them.

The pilot took one and jumped then the movie star took one and jumped and then the blonde took one and jumped.
The pope told the brunette to take the last one. The brunette said, “There are still 2 parachutes left! The blonde took my bag!”
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(8 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)
October 27th, 2007 at 11:19 pm
good one
June 10th, 2008 at 5:05 am
that is totally funny!!!!!!!!!you should put more like that one
October 11th, 2008 at 4:49 am
omg that is funny and i luv it!!!!!!!