Shortage of Parachutes

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A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane. The plane was going down fast and there were only four parachutes for all five of them.

Parachute

The pilot took one and jumped then the movie star took one and jumped and then the blonde took one and jumped.

The pope told the brunette to take the last one. The brunette said, “There are still 2 parachutes left! The blonde took my bag!”


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3 Responses to “Shortage of Parachutes”



  1. tilak Says:

    good one

  2. xochitl delgado Says:

    that is totally funny!!!!!!!!!you should put more like that one

  3. janessa Says:

    omg that is funny and i luv it!!!!!!!

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