Santa under threat
(17 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)
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Counting In The Hole!
(5 votes, average: 4.2 out of 5) Loading ...A man is strolling past a lunatic asylum when he hears a loud chanting.
“Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!” goes the noise form within the mental hospital’s wards.
The man’s curiosity gets the better of him and he searches for a hole in the security fence. It’s not long before he finds a small crack, so he leans forward and peers in.
Instantly, someone jabs him in the eye.
As he reels back in agony, the chanting continues: “Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!”
Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi
(30 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5) Loading ...MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
At hospital…
(9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5) Loading ...At a hospital looking through the window at the newly arrived babies.
Father says, “Kitchy kitchy koo”.
Look, she smiled! Isn’t she adorable?”
His friend says, “But your kid didn’t smile.”
The father replies, “I was talking about the nurse”
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