Smile Please !
(15 votes, average: 4.4 out of 5)
Loading ...Sardarji photographer focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him.
Why?
He said: “Smile Please !”
Submitted by: Sameeha Maskeen
(15 votes, average: 4.4 out of 5) Loading ...Slogan to drive a train
(7 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5) Loading ...A kid found a new train by his father.
Kid : Train chalata hai, aur har mod per train ko rok ker kehta hai” jis ullu ke patthe ko uterna hai uter jaye”, phir train chalata hai aur wahi karta hai.
Father : Gusse me, kaisi language use kar rahe ho, badtameez, aur train cheen leta hai, aur bache ko mayus dekhker phir de deta hai aur bolta hai aab aisa mat bolna.
Kid : Phir train chalata hai, aur mod aate hei train rok ker bolta hai” jis ullu ke patthe ko uterna hai jaldi uter jaye, pehle hi ek ullu ke patthe ki wajah se train late ho chuki hai”.
Submitted by: Samir khan
Short And Sweet Answer…
(23 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5) Loading ...TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher
Submitted by: Sameeha Maskeen
How I spell it!
(15 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?
PAPPU : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER : No, that’s wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how “I” spell it!
Submitted by: Sameeha Maskeen
Plumber in college…
(20 votes, average: 4.3 out of 5) Loading ...Once sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
Submitted by: Sameeha Maskeen
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