A great actor
There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theater where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.
The director says, “this is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line “ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.”

The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play he was practicing his line over and over again.
A frog telephoned
A frog telephoned the psychic hot line and was told, “you are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.”

The frog said, “That’s great! will I meet her at a party, or what?”
“No,” said the psychic, “next term…in her biology class.”
Tata launches a car in india…
Tata launches a car in india…
Really a very cheap one, could be afforded by most of us.
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