What are you searching for?

(13 votes, average: 3.15 out of 5)
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One man was searching for something in his safe for hours.
Wife : What are you searching for?

safe

Husband : I give up. I was searching for our marriage papers.
Wife : But why?
Husband : I was searching for the expiry dates!!!


I want to break free

(9 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)
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Impossible

(10 votes, average: 4.1 out of 5)
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Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade garv se kehata hai : Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai.

Dictionery

Sardarji bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word rahenge wohi dictionary le.


Boost is the secret of my energy

(12 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
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Main bhi Seeta nahi

(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)
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Ravan : Devi bhiksha de.

Lady : Yeh lo swami.

Ravan : Rekha paar kar ke yahaan aake de do.

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So she crosses the line…

Ravan : HaHaHa.. main Bhikshuk nahi… Ravan hoon !!!

Lady : Main bhi Seeta nahi, kamavali bai hoon !!!

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