You’ll Be Socked
DO YOU THINK ONLY FAT IS UGLY???

YOU”LL BE SOCKED TO LOOK ON 2ND SIDE OF THE PICTURE…
DO YOU THINK ONLY FAT IS UGLY???

YOU”LL BE SOCKED TO LOOK ON 2ND SIDE OF THE PICTURE…
There’s this drunk man standing out on the street corner.
A cop passes by and says, “What do you think you’re doing?”

The drunk says, “I heard the world goes around every 24 hours and I’m waiting on my house. Won’t be long now, there goes my neighbour.”
Mr Mahen Lal grew up in America. At the age of 24 he decided to get married but he wanted a sati savitri type of girl who will cook and clean, take care of his family (typical girl).
His parents wanted him to choose a bride from his homeland. So Mahen goes to visits his old village.

He fell in love with Kamla (love at first site) kamlawati was uneducated, that’s one of the things Mahen liked about her because he knows how educated girls change in the U.S.
Anyway he said kamla to marry him promising her that they will go on a honeymoon. Kamla was amazed she thought to herself, “kya pati milla hai muje moon pe lejayega”
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