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Loading ...Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
A Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underwear’
A Teacher: What?
A Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal chaadha.
(75 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5) Loading ...Afraid that someone will take away your slippers when you leave them outside the place of worship?
Follow the same method as this genius sardar!
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(17 votes, average: 3.47 out of 5) Loading ...Ek raat bijli chali gayi,
Sardar: oye kam se kam fan to chalao.
Sardani: kar di na sardaron wali baat fan on karenge to candle bujh jayegi.
(19 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...One sardar says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.
Sales man: Plain main dikhaon?
Sardar: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha!
(36 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5) Loading ...Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa Singh has a very good job.
Banta Singh is jobless and one day asks Santa to help him get some good Job.
Santa singh says, “OK, next time we will apply together.” and they do.
On interview day, Santa singh says, “First I will go inside and answer all questions except the last one, and after coming out, I will give you all the answers and questions. Then you go in and answer everything and You will get the Job.”
So, Santa goes in.
EMPLOYER: When did we get independence?
SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM?
SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER: OK. What’s India’s population?
SANTA: (He was not to reply the last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell
you, Sir.
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