Jokes Duniya

A man received an invitation, to a party
which said “Black Tie Only”!!

When he went to the party he was surprised to
find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts
as well !!!!

Afraid that someone will take away your slippers when you leave them outside the place of worship?

Follow the same method as this genius sardar!
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Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.

Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh..we’ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?”

That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, “No problem! we’ll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we’ll automatically get developed.”

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Santa Singh : ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?’

Banta Singh : ‘Yes, that’s funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?’

Sardarji : Motor bike se bade jor se aatein hai aur niche gir jate hai.
Public sab aakar uper uthake puchne lagte hai, “sardar ji kaise ho?“
Sardar : Arre arre chodo bhai aap logon ki dimag kharab ho gaya hai kya.

YE MERA UTARNE KA STYLE HAI…