Jokes Duniya

A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.

Bill : I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him to a forest.

Bill : Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.

Bill : More….More…More… Sardarji went upto 100 Feet.

Bill : So now, try to search something.

Sardarji : I got a Wire.

Bill : You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.

Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Bill to India. Next year Bill was in India.

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Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach.

First he cut it’s one leg and told, “walk, walk”. Cockroach walked.

Then he cut it’s second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked.

Then cut the third leg and did the same.

At last he cut it’s fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn’t walked.

Suddenly sardar said loudly, ” I found it. If we cut cockroach’s four legs, it becomes deaf “.

1. Newton’s Method:

Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion .

2. Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

3. Schrodinger Method:

At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait!

4. Inverse Transformation Method:

We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.Perform an inverse transformation with
respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.

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A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than 100,000 kms.

Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to help him dispose it off.

The friend advised him to have the mileage meter reading reduced to around 30,000 miles so that he could tell the prospective customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea.

A few weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to dispose off his car. The sardar replied, “Are you mad? Who sells a car which has done only 30000 miles!”

Sardarji proposes to a woman.

She says “yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile ! boots.”

He sets off to Africa and disappears.

Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.

He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
’71st and *again* barefeet!’