Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window.
Banta: I did it without thinking, your Honor.
Judge: Thats no excuse! Don’t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?
Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has clock tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
Sardarji says “Yes”.
“Give me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder”.
The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride.
On the next day, the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock,
“Give me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder.”
The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says, “I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I’ll go get a ladder.”
Banta Singh : “Yaar Santa, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did you finish your Masters Degree?”
Santa Singh : You don’t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is “Married Again”.
Once Santa Singh and Banta Singh were going in a jungle, Suddenly they saw one tiger coming towards them.
To save themselves they climbed a tree and both sat on one branch. The tiger came under the tree and sat down.
Santa told Banta, ” Yaar just to pass Time Why don’t you sing some song”
Banta Singh started to sing. After singing four songs Banta hanged upside down on the branch and then again sung four songs.
Santa : I am a proud man, my son is in medical college.
Banta : Really, what is he studying.
Santa : No, he is not studying. They are studying him.
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