Jokes Duniya

One Sardar was enjoying sun on a beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?”

Sardar answered, “No I am Banta Singh.”

Another guy came and asked the same question. Sardar answered “No no me! Banta Singh.” Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the beach.

He went and asked him, “Are you relaxing?” The other Sardar was much educated and answered “Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on his face and said, “Idiot, sab tere ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan aaram kar raha ho.”

A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.

After seeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.

You know why?

Form said: “Fill Up In Capital”.

Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.

Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh..we’ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?”

That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, “No problem! we’ll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we’ll automatically get developed.”

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Buffalo par baithe ek Sardar ko Traffic Police ne roka aur puncha, “aapka helmet kahan hai?” Fine lagega.

Sardar replied, “baawle dhyaan se dekh neche!”

“4 wheelar hai.”

Ek baar ek sardar sukhe khet mein boat chala raha hota hai.

Doosara sardar apni Biwi ko leke scooter pe jaa raha Tha.

Pehle Sardar ko boat chalate dekh, woh apni biwi se kehta hai.

Doosara Sardar: “dekho aise sardaro ne hi to sardar ka naam kharab kar rakha hai, woh to mujhe swimming nahi aati, nahi to mein usey bahut maarta.”