Jokes Duniya

A sardarji joined a big MNC as a trainee. On his first day he
dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,“Abey saale! Get me a coffee
quickly!”

The voice from the other side responded,“You fool you’ve dialed
the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?”

“No”, replied the trainee.

“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!”

The sardarji shouted back, “And do you know who YOU are talking
to, you fool?”

“No”, replied the Managing Director.

“Good!”, replied the sardarji and put down the phone!

Sardarji photographer focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him.

Why?

He said: “Smile Please !”

Once sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

You know why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

On a romantic date sardar’s girl friend asks him:

“Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?”

He said: “Sure ! What’s your phone number?”

A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.

After seeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.

You know why?

Form said: “Fill Up In Capital”.