Jokes Duniya

Teacher to Sardar “Where were U born?”

Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.

Teacher : Spell it?

Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”.

Banta : How do you know??

Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,“Oh GOD ! U have came again”.

Banta Singh : “Yaar Santa, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did you finish your Masters Degree?”

Santa Singh : You don’t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is “Married Again”.

A sardarji went to a STD/ISD PCO and slapped the operator Twice,
Guess Why?

Because there it was written “Number dial karne se pehle do lagale”

A Sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park.

When the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat.

When his friend asks him “kyon Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai”

Sardarji replies “Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata “