Jokes Duniya

Banta : Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine kaha I Luv U, To woh boli “Maine kal hi naye sandal kharide hain”.

Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.

Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend.

He reached there in a few hours.

After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening.

But he didn’t reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him

“Arre Puttar, ki hoya?”

The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said,

“Oye, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ek?”

Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna padhe ho?

Friend : B.A.

Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word padhe, aur woh bhi ulte…

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ?

Sardar : “I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all” ?

Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory…