Jokes Duniya

One Sardar was enjoying sun on a beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?”

Sardar answered, “No I am Banta Singh.”

Another guy came and asked the same question. Sardar answered “No no me! Banta Singh.” Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the beach.

He went and asked him, “Are you relaxing?” The other Sardar was much educated and answered “Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on his face and said, “Idiot, sab tere ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan aaram kar raha ho.”

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.

A Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underwear’
A Teacher: What?
A Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal chaadha.

After returning back from a foreign trip, Sardar asked his wife, do I look like a foreigner?

Wife : No! Why?

Sardar : In London a lady asked me are you a foreigner?

Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, “I hear someone breaking in.”

At least two nights a week for twenty years Santa had gone through this. He knew that the only way he would get any rest was to go and check it out. So, he went out for a routine check.

When Santa entered the den he was suprised to see a thief. The man held a gun on him and continued to rob the house.

As the theif was about to leave Santa said, “You have to go and meet my wife, Jeeto.”

The thief said, ” Why would you want me to meet your wife?”

Santa replied, “Well, she`s been expecting you from 20 years.”

Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1: Praaji , Isse ‘beach’ kyo kaheete hai?
Sardarji 2: Tumhe nahi pata?

Sardarji 1: Nahi pata.
Sardarji 2: Woh to aasmaan aur zameen ke beech mein hai issliye issai beach kahete hai.