Sardarji lost his cheque book. He approached bank manager and informed manager regarding it.
Manager : You should have taken care as any one can sign your cheque on ur behalf and empty your deposits.
Sardarji : How can others sign? I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques.
Santa Singh goes into an electrical goods store, you know one of these stores that sells fridges, TVs etc.
Santa walks up to the salesman, points and says,
“I want to buy this TV.”
The salesman say, “Sorry, we do not sell anything to surds.”
So Santa goes away and comes back two hours later after having a haircut, points and says,
“I want to buy this TV.”
Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.
One day she hung up after 25 minutes….
“What is the matter today? asked her husband. “Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.”
“I got a wrong number,” replied Mrs. Banta Singh.
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.
A month later he was back at the same dealer for another hundred chickens because the second lot had also died and then Santa realised “I think I know where I’m going wrong,” said Santa, “I think I’m planting them too deep.”
Sardar : Yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gaye.
Mona : Tune usse pyaar se nahi rakha hoga.
Sardar : Nahi yaar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha.
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