(36 votes, average: 3.39 out of 5)
Loading ...Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade garv se kehata hai : Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai.
Sardarji bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word rahenge wohi dictionary le.
(12 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ...Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa were standing together. An Englishman came up and asked, “hey guys, what is your favorite flowers?”
The Hindu replied, ‘Lotus’
‘Ha, I clean my shit with that!’ the Englishman jeered
The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower
The Muslim replied : “Chameli”
‘Ha I clean my shit with that!’ The Englishman response
The Muslim also got angry but kept quite
The Englishman asked Santa, ‘Sardarji, and what is your favourite flower?’
Patriotic Santa replied: ‘Cactus! and replied, “now clean your ass with that!”
(15 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5) Loading ...Captain of Military : Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada.
Captain : Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa : Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10 number pe tha.
(10 votes, average: 3.4 out of 5) Loading ...Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has clock tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
Sardarji says “Yes”.
“Give me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder”.
The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride.
On the next day, the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock,
“Give me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder.”
The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says, “I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I’ll go get a ladder.”
(56 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5) Loading ...Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”
Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”
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