Jokes In Hindi




Kharab sangat ka asar



Wife: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye thay.

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Husband: Kya bataoon, sab galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost… 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

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Brain ka operation



Doctor ek patient ke pichhe bhag raha tha… Ek aadmi ne puchha kya hua?

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Doctor : Are yaar char bar aisa hua hai sala brain ka operation karwana aata hai aur baal katwake chala jata hai.

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Sher…



Santa: Tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?

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Banta: Hota toh sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai…

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No C!!



Santa meets his friend Banta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B…!

Banta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?

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Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!

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Mehengi Jaga Chaltay Hai



Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….

Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…

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Guess where he took her….
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Petrol pump!!!

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