Jokes In Hindi




A Sardarji went to toilet ten times



A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour.

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Somebody asked,“Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya?”

Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi!

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Long celebration



Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai, Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha. Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!

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Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

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Modernization



Girl of 1960 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aja moray balma tera intezar hai.

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Girl of 2007 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aje moray balma warna dusra tayyar hai. :)

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Aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo…



Officer: Dekho, humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho, chust, chalak aur chaukanna ho, jarurat parne par jisse hum daat bhi saake

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Yadi tumhare andar yeh saare guun shamil hai to tumhe yeh naukri mil sakti hai.

Umeedwaar : Saheb yeh saare gun meri biwi mein hai, usse bulau?

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Maa aur baap



Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,

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Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.

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