Jokes In Hindi




Doorbell bajao aur bhago



Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.

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Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!

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Phone ki ganti



Phone ki ganti baji.
Santa : Phone mere liye ho toh kehna mein ghar pe nahi hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo ghar pe hain.

Phone

Santa : Maine mana kiya tha ke…
Jasmeet : Phone mere liye tha!

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Sohar Aur Biwi Soo Rahe



Raat ko sohar aur biwi soo rahe they. Ek dam se biwi ko sohar ki awaaz aayi, biwi uth kar sohar se poocha, “kya baat hai?”

Sohar ne bataaya, “ke meri kameez zameen par gir pari thi”

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Biwi ne kaha ke, “toh itna shor kyun machaya”

Sohar bola, “ke uss kameez mein main bhi tha!!!”

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Pathan on cycle



Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.

Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”

cycle

Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”

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Maa aur baap



Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,

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Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.

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