Jokes In Hindi





Plan For Future



Teacher asks children, what do you wish to do in future?

Classroom

Ram : I want to be a pilot.
Vinod : I want to be a doctor.
Deepa : I want to be a good mother.
Ravi : I want to help Deepa.

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Doorbell bajao aur bhago



Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.

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Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!

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My marble



Two boys were playing marble and suddenly rushed to the hospital.

Smaller boy told to the doctor, “I have swallowed a marble.”

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Doctor: “I see, Is this your brother with you?” asked to the older boy.

The other boy replied “No, I own the marble.”

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Who, me?



Teacher: Johnny, name two pronouns.

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Johnny: Who, me?

Teacher: Very good!

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School kyun aatey ho?



Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!

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Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!

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