Jokes In Hindi





Strange socks



TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots !!

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PAPPU: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

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Chota Santa buys sabji



Chota Santa stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the Sabji wala:

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10 kilo sugar at Rs 1.25 a kilo
4 kilo coffee at Rs1.50 a kilo
2 kilo butter at Rs1.10 a kilo
2 bars soap at Rs0.83 each

How much does that come to?” asked Larry.

“Twenty-two rupees and thirty-six paisa.”

If I gave you three ten rupee bills, how much change would I get?” said Chota Santa.

“Seven rupees and sixty-four paisa,” stated the Sabji wala who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Chota Santa said, as he disappeared through the door, “Mujhe ye sab nahi kharid ne ka he.. mujhe to bas apne kal ke math homework ka an

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A Poor Family Essay



A teacher once asks all students to write an essay on the topic “A Poor Family”. One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay . The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes on as…

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“My Dog”



Teacher : Pappu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

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Pappu : No, teacher, it’s the same dog… we both wrote on!!!

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If he went to hell…



A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

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The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him!”

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