Jokes In Hindi





Itne Kum Marks!!



Bhola: Itne kum marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

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Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine oos master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

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Bada kab ho jaunga



Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.

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Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

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It’s Time



Even though he could not tell time, my three-year-old grandson was playing with a wall clock when I visited.

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Later, when I was putting on my coat to leave, I asked him what time it was. He looked at the clock blankly, then brightened.

“It’s time for you to go,” he answered triumphantly.

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My marble



Two boys were playing marble and suddenly rushed to the hospital.

Smaller boy told to the doctor, “I have swallowed a marble.”

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Doctor: “I see, Is this your brother with you?” asked to the older boy.

The other boy replied “No, I own the marble.”

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Ye Toh Girls Hostel Hai



Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge.

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Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hai.
Child : Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.

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