Jokes In Hindi




Naak saaf karlo



Ek ladki apny boy friend ke saath nayi garri main long drive per jaa rahi thi achanak raastey mein larki kehnay lagi…..“suno ! kya tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho?”

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Kyu nahi.. ladke ne bade fakher se garden akraaii…

Aur phir larki ne aahista se kaha, “Toh phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf karlo”

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Dhamkiya mil rahi hai



Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.

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Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Customer:
Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”

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Dance party



Boy to girl at a dance party: “Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?”

Girl reply: “Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.”

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Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

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Roopvati, Gunvati and Dhanvati



Dad : The girl whom I showed you is roopvati, gunvati and dhanvati. So you should marry her.

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Son : But the girl whom I love is roopvati, dhanvati and garbhvati so I must marry her.

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Meri toh ho gayi hai



Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.

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Banta: Phir kya hua?

Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.”

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