Jokes In Hindi





Gadhe ki baat



Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!”

Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!”

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Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.”

Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”

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Name of your car



Sardar : What is the name of your car?

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Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

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Car puncture



Baap bete se: Car mein puncture kaise ho gaya?

Beta: Sadak par bottle padi thi.

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Baap: Bottel dikhayi nahi di tujhe!

Beta: Ladke ki jeb mein thi.

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Majak ki aadat



Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.

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Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.

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Ek tha Raja



Ek tha Raja…

King

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