Jokes In Hindi





Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha



Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT : Ticket hai?

Train

Sadhu : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Sadhu : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

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Andey aur bacche



Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??

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Student: “Air Hostess!”

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Khusi ke mare pagal hoon



Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.

Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.
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Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…

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Sardar and Banno in car



Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?

car

Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!

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Why running naked



Anil road par nanga bhag raha tha.

Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai esa kyu kar rahe ho, kyu nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?

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Anil: Kyu ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye.

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