Jokes In Hindi





Bade ho kar kya banoge



Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.

Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.

Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.

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Black baby



Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.

Tabhi woh apni patni ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya”

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Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya, “Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga.”

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Chhota bartan…



Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

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Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.

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Ajit & robert in cricket match



Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan. Kapil is bowling and Imran is batting. Pakistan needs 18 runs in 3 balls.

Ajit : Rabert Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daalde aur Imran ko out karde.

Rabert : Ok boss Robert goes to Kapil and tells the message.

Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six!

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Ajit : Rabert ab Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Yorker daalde aur Imran kaa kaam tamam karde.

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Naak saaf karlo



Ek ladki apny boy friend ke saath nayi garri main long drive per jaa rahi thi achanak raastey mein larki kehnay lagi…..“suno ! kya tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho?”

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Kyu nahi.. ladke ne bade fakher se garden akraaii…

Aur phir larki ne aahista se kaha, “Toh phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf karlo”

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