Jokes In Hindi




Chotu gOd!



Ek sharabi tha. Wo har roz jab sharab pine jata to pass mein ek shiv mandir tha.

Wo sharab piker aata or bhagwan shiv ko dekhta or hath jodkar jata tha.

Ek din pujari ji ne bhagwan shiv ko uthaker Ganesh ji ki murti rakh di.

Ganesh

Us din bhi sharabi daily ki tarah aaya to usne aachanak dekha ki ganesh ji hai.

To bola: Chotu Papa ko bolna me aaya tha.

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Secret service



Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. The preacher grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”

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Jack replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”

Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”

Jack whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”

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Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha



Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT : Ticket hai?

Train

Sadhu : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Sadhu : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

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$10,000 per phone call!!!



An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world.

church home

So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to china. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read “$10,000 per call”. The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

Golden Phone

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Dam fish…



There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, “Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale.”

A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. The kid said, “I caught them at the dam, so they’re dam fish.”

The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

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His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, “Preachers aren’t supposed to talk like that.”

The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.

His son replied, “That’s the spirit dad. Pass me the f*%$ing potatoes!!!!”

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