Jokes In Hindi





Shaadi ka bahana



Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai.

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Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi.

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No C!!



Santa meets his friend Banta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B…!

Banta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?

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Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!

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Hai koi jawaab???



A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody.

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The man also wanted custody of his child. The judge asked for his side of the story too.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and argued, “Your Honour, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?”

Hai koi jawaab???

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Why’s Santa’s phone OFF bhai??



Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!

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Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!

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Bade ho kar kya banoge



Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.

Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.

Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.

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