Jokes In Hindi




Main bhi Seeta nahi



Ravan : Devi bhiksha de.

Lady : Yeh lo swami.

Ravan : Rekha paar kar ke yahaan aake de do.

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So she crosses the line…

Ravan : HaHaHa.. main Bhikshuk nahi… Ravan hoon !!!

Lady : Main bhi Seeta nahi, kamavali bai hoon !!!

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Why do boys go to temple?



Q: Why do boys go to temple?

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Because a temple is the only place where u can find..

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Jesus Christ



One day a bus was loaded with fathers from one church to another. One of the father say, “If you see any hot girl just say Jesus Christ”.

After a while while, one of the father said Jesus Christ.

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GUESS WHAT OTHER FATHERS SAID
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Dam fish…



There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, “Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale.”

A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. The kid said, “I caught them at the dam, so they’re dam fish.”

The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

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His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, “Preachers aren’t supposed to talk like that.”

The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.

His son replied, “That’s the spirit dad. Pass me the f*%$ing potatoes!!!!”

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$10,000 per phone call!!!



An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world.

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So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to china. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read “$10,000 per call”. The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

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