(42 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
Loading ...Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2
Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata
(39 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5) Loading ...Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”
Santa : “Hidden camera!”
Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”
Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?”
(25 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5) Loading ...Dad : The girl whom I showed you is roopvati, gunvati and dhanvati. So you should marry her.
Son : But the girl whom I love is roopvati, dhanvati and garbhvati so I must marry her.
(61 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5) Loading ...Teacher : ‘A’ for?
Student : Apple !!!
Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI
(32 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5) Loading ...Phone ki ganti baji.
Santa : Phone mere liye ho toh kehna mein ghar pe nahi hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo ghar pe hain.
Santa : Maine mana kiya tha ke…
Jasmeet : Phone mere liye tha!
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