(9 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5)
Loading ...Customer : “How much is that banana for?”
Salesperson : “$1.00″
Customer : “Can you sell it to me for 60 cents?”
Salesperson : “At that rate, you’ll only get the banana peel!”
Customer : “Okay… I’ll buy the banana for 40 cents, but you can keep the peel!”
(11 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5) Loading ...A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” She asked.
“Hunting Flies” He responded.
Oh!, Killed any?” She asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females”, he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell?”
He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone”.
(8 votes, average: 2.38 out of 5) Loading ...7 sadhu 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
Ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko Pranam kar poochta hain …
“Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu…?”
Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hain…
Aur kehtaa hain “chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta…. ”
(55 votes, average: 4.4 out of 5) Loading ...A letter has been sent from a husband :
Dear Sweetheart :
I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.
Your Loving Husband.
His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
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(7 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5) Loading ...A kid found a new train by his father.
Kid : Train chalata hai, aur har mod per train ko rok ker kehta hai” jis ullu ke patthe ko uterna hai uter jaye”, phir train chalata hai aur wahi karta hai.
Father : Gusse me, kaisi language use kar rahe ho, badtameez, aur train cheen leta hai, aur bache ko mayus dekhker phir de deta hai aur bolta hai aab aisa mat bolna.
Kid : Phir train chalata hai, aur mod aate hei train rok ker bolta hai” jis ullu ke patthe ko uterna hai jaldi uter jaye, pehle hi ek ullu ke patthe ki wajah se train late ho chuki hai”.
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