(8 votes, average: 2.38 out of 5)
Loading ...7 sadhu 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
Ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko Pranam kar poochta hain …
“Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu…?”
Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hain…
Aur kehtaa hain “chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta…. ”
(55 votes, average: 4.4 out of 5) Loading ...A letter has been sent from a husband :
Dear Sweetheart :
I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.
Your Loving Husband.
His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
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(7 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5) Loading ...A kid found a new train by his father.
Kid : Train chalata hai, aur har mod per train ko rok ker kehta hai” jis ullu ke patthe ko uterna hai uter jaye”, phir train chalata hai aur wahi karta hai.
Father : Gusse me, kaisi language use kar rahe ho, badtameez, aur train cheen leta hai, aur bache ko mayus dekhker phir de deta hai aur bolta hai aab aisa mat bolna.
Kid : Phir train chalata hai, aur mod aate hei train rok ker bolta hai” jis ullu ke patthe ko uterna hai jaldi uter jaye, pehle hi ek ullu ke patthe ki wajah se train late ho chuki hai”.
(10 votes, average: 4.1 out of 5) Loading ...A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent’s house in Delhi.
When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.
He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.
It was written:
‘Sethji aaj mar! Gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye )
(9 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5) Loading ...1. What is height of Fashion?
- Dhoti with a zip .
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2. What is height of Secrecy?
- Offering blank visiting cards.
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3. What is height of Active laziness?
- Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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4. What is height of Craziness?
- Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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