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Loading ...A frog telephoned the psychic hot line and was told, “you are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.”
The frog said, “That’s great! will I meet her at a party, or what?”
“No,” said the psychic, “next term…in her biology class.”
(9 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5) Loading ...Ek Gadha : Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai.
Dusara Gadha : To tu bhag kyu nahi jata.
Pehla Gadha : Bhag to jata par yahan future bada bright hai …
malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai, “teri shadi gadhe se kar dunga…!” bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon…!!!
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(30 votes, average: 3.4 out of 5) Loading ...A sher is getting married in jungle. There is a big bash and all animals are dancing to the tune of loud music being played.
In a corner a chooha too is dancing.
He is asked, “Are bhai choohe, aap kyu nach rahe ho?”
“Mere chote bhai ki shadi hai…Nachunga Nahin?”
“Sher kabse aapka bhai hone laga?”
“Shadi se pehle main bhi sher tha!”, replied chooha.
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