Jokes Duniya

My Girlfriend is waiting

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I want a holiday

Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.

Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.

Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichlli.

Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!

Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.

Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.

Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.

Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE.