One evening, a Hindi professor(who can not speak english)goes to the theatre with his wife.
There he sees his student Rahul but the student doesn’t see him.The next day in school,
STUDENT : Sir, gud morning!
PROFESSOR : A bhery good morning same to tohar. Tumko say bhul gaya ki tomorrow ebhaning, I saw you in the movie thetre with my wife!
STUDENT : What!!!!
One girl comes late to class.
Professor : Why r u late?
Girl : One boy was following me sir
Professor : So,what?
Girl : That boy was walking very slowly.
Banta Singh : “Yaar Santa, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did you finish your Masters Degree?”
Santa Singh : You don’t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is “Married Again”.
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