Jokes Duniya

I’ve been nervous about my wife
since she bought this new knife holder…….

Original Quote:

If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….

Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free …..
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat.

Psychologist:
If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She’ll evolve.

Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions.
Time limit: 2 hours. Begin immediately.

Art: Given one eight-count box of crayons and three sheets of notebook paper, recreate the walls of the taj mahal.

Biology: Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the Indian Parliamentary System circa 1750. Prove your thesis.
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Here is a interview given by our Banta for the job in java office…

Interviewer: What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
Banta: Terms are different … nothing more

Interviewer: What is JFC ?
Banta: Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee

Interviewer: Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
Banta: Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will
have 3 tyres.

Interviewer: I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which
methodology will follow?
Banta: Send it through courier.

Interviewer: Can I modify an object in CORBA?
Banta: As you wish , I do not have any objections.

Interviewer: How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
Banta: Sorry, Non living things can’t communicate.

Interviewer: Explain RMI Architecture?
Banta: I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Interviewer: What is the use of Servlets ?
Banta: In hotels, they can replace servers.

Interviewer: What is the difference between Process and Threads?
Banta: Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for
process.

Interviewer: What is JAR file ?
Banta: File that can be kept inside a jar.

Interviewer: What is JINI?
Banta: A ghost which was Aladdin’s friend.

Interviewer: How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?
Banta: I will give invitation.

Interviewer: What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
Banta: A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Interviewer: Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
Banta: When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.