Cat Swinging

(46 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5)
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Fly gave birth to a baby

(10 votes, average: 3.2 out of 5)
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Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink and took it out from the coke.

The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it’s eyes looked at the girl and said, “maaa!”.

fly

The girl asked the baby fly,”main tumhari maa nahin hoon, phir tu mujhe kyon maa bulati hai?”

The fly replied, “kyon kye maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.”


Got Diarrhea

(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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Ek train mein kuch budhyijibi

(12 votes, average: 3.08 out of 5)
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Delhi se Mughalsarai jaanewali ek train mein kuch budhyijibi type ke log sawar thy..

Woh log jor jorse antarrashtriya stor ke batien kar rahe thhe.

Train

Upar ke birth par so rahe ek brahmin ko bahut pareshani ho rahi thhi.

Batien karte karte ek sajjan bole, “pahle punjibaad aya, fir samyabaad aur aab samajbaad ayega.”

Tabhi upar se woh vyakti chillaya, “bhaisaab jab Ilahabaad aye to mujhe thora jaga dena!!!”


Dog fisher

(9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
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