I clean it with your toothbrush.
Dad to son: When I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush.
Submitted by: Basant ritu
I’ll have a scotch and soda..
Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,
“Order! Order!”
Santa responded immediately, “Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.”
Submitted by: Pradeep
Insane Talks
Angry Pagal : Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga, mita dunga.
Dusra Pagal standing besides said “mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga”.
Submitted by: Imtiaz
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