Tapori Jokes



Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi

(20 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)
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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.

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MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.


Oye Short Circuit…

(30 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
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CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kyu likh raha hai?

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SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.


Gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay?

(37 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)
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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!


Locha-Lafda hoga buddhe ka

(17 votes, average: 4.35 out of 5)
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LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

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CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!


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