Short Funny Jokes



Mr. Bean attending a meeting

(8 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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Colleague : Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. Because of a power failure.

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Mr. Bean : That’s alright, me too… I got stuck on the escalator for 3Hrs.


Man:The Master of Women??

(7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5)
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?

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Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.


Is this my train?

(17 votes, average: 3.24 out of 5)
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Lady: Is this my train?

Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

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Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I meant to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.

Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.


Why’s Santa’s phone OFF bhai??

(22 votes, average: 3.41 out of 5)
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Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!

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Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!


Character

(12 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
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Papa : Beta, har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jayega…

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Beta : Lekin Papa fir aap ka character ka kya hoga..??

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