Jokes Duniya

Angry Pagal : Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga, mita dunga.

Dusra Pagal standing besides said “mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga”.

Master to servant: “What will you do with a 100 Rs. lying on the floor? Will you keep it?”

Servant: “No , Of course not.”

Master: Then what will you do with it?

Servant: “I will spend it.”

Papa : Beta, har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jayega…

Beta : Lekin Papa fir aap ka character ka kya hoga..??

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Sardarji photographer focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him.

Why?

He said: “Smile Please !”