Mr. Bean attending a meeting
Colleague : Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. Because of a power failure.

Mr. Bean : That’s alright, me too… I got stuck on the escalator for 3Hrs.
Colleague : Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. Because of a power failure.

Mr. Bean : That’s alright, me too… I got stuck on the escalator for 3Hrs.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I meant to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!

Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!
Papa : Beta, har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jayega…

Beta : Lekin Papa fir aap ka character ka kya hoga..??
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