Short Funny Jokes



Insane Talks



Angry Pagal : Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga, mita dunga.

Insane

Dusra Pagal standing besides said “mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga”.


I will spend it



Master to servant: “What will you do with a 100 Rs. lying on the floor? Will you keep it?”

Servant: “No , Of course not.”

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Master: Then what will you do with it?

Servant: “I will spend it.”


Character



Papa : Beta, har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jayega…

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Beta : Lekin Papa fir aap ka character ka kya hoga..??


Man:The Master of Women??



Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?

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Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.


Smile Please !



Sardarji photographer focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him.

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Why?

He said: “Smile Please !”

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