Jokes Duniya

Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?

Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Are maine to usse shadi ki hai.”

Irritated tenant to the land lord, “Look, the rain is simply pouring through the roof of my bed room.”

Landlord replied, “Just as our contract says, Running water in every room!”

The girl asked to the boy, “Are you sure you love me and no one else?”

The boy replied, “Dead sure, I have checked the whole list again yesterday.”

Lawyer “When I was a boy, my ambition was to be a pirate.”

Client, “Congratulations ! you have been successful.”