Fast horse
One police asked to the thief, “How you theft the horse within a minute in front of so many people?”
Thief replied, “I did not take the horse, it was the horse who has taken me so fast within a second.”
Submitted by: shafeen mahmood
Short Funny Jokes
Laloo in airport
Once Laloo was coming out of airport.
As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo “WAIT SIR“…
For which Laloo replied “65Kgs” and moved on…
Listen the lecture
A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going?
He replies : “I’m going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism.”
Cop says : “At night? And who will give a lecture?”
My wife and mother-in-law!replies the drunk man.
Poor neighbour
Son to his mother “The people next door must be poor.”
Mother said, “Why do you say that?”
The son replied, “Because they made such a fuss when the baby swallowed a ten paise coin.”
Submitted by: Shafeen Mahmood
Fly in the tea cup
Customer: Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter: “How could I know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
