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Gadha ki kami thi



Bus me bahut bhid thi.

Ek aadmi ne bus mein ghuste hue kaha: Lagta hai bas mein janvar bhare hai.

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Bus mein bede dusre aadmi ne kaha: Haan sab sabhi tarah ke janvar yaha hai, sirf ek gadhe ki kami thi.


You Daddy!!



One day a father called his 6 children together and asked, “Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything mommy asked?”

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In one voice they all replied, “You, Daddy!”


Sharab se nafrat



Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?

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Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai!!!


Dancing and singing chicken



Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess what happened.

Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao
dancing chicken
Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing “HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALAMAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH


Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?



Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:

“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”

Wife

Doosra Aadmi bola:

“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”

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