Gadha ki kami thi
Bus me bahut bhid thi.
Ek aadmi ne bus mein ghuste hue kaha: Lagta hai bas mein janvar bhare hai.
Bus mein bede dusre aadmi ne kaha: Haan sab sabhi tarah ke janvar yaha hai, sirf ek gadhe ki kami thi.
Submitted by: MAYANK
Short Funny Jokes
You Daddy!!
One day a father called his 6 children together and asked, “Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything mommy asked?”
In one voice they all replied, “You, Daddy!”
Sharab se nafrat
Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?
Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai!!!
Dancing and singing chicken
Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess what happened.
Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao
Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing “HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA… MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH…
Submitted by: vikas
Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?
Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:
“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”
Doosra Aadmi bola:
“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”
