(17 votes, average: 2.94 out of 5)
Loading ...A man went to his doctor with an unusual problem. “Doctor,” the man began, “I have a strange problem that I’m hoping that you can help me with. Whenever I drink coffee, I experience a sharp, excruciating pain.”
The doctor replied, “Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before you drink.”
(61 votes, average: 4.2 out of 5) Loading ... Boss: Where were you born ?
Sardarji: Oye Punjab.
Boss: Which part?
Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.
(13 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5) Loading ... Santa and Banta went to see a 9-12 PM movie show.
But they came back at 10 PM.
Why?
Because the movie’s name was “Dastak” (Das-tak:uptill 10 O’ clock).
(11 votes, average: 2.45 out of 5) Loading ...Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’
‘Haan’ replies the shopowner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’
(8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading ...Tawe pe pada popcorn uchalta kyo hai ?
Socho !!
Are yaar thik se socho !!
Nahi soch paye ? Thik hai, jawaf chahate ho to
Khud baith ke dekh lo tawae par,
pata chal jayega.
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