Short Funny Jokes



Faithful

(28 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5)
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A man went to sell his dog. A buyer asked him, “Is this dog faithful?”

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The man replied, “Yes,I have sold him 3 times but he returns to me.”


Cut your workload

(16 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)
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Salesman told to a Customer,”Sir this PC will cut your work load by 50%.”

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Then the customer told, “That is great! O.K. I will buy two of them.”


Sharab se nafrat

(66 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)
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Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?

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Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai!!!


Battery low….

(76 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)
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Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.

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Friend2: Kyu?

Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai “Battery Low” ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!


Still got the axe

(14 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5)
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Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”

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One Student: “Because George still had the axe in is hand.”

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